Hi! I'm Darrian. And for those of you who just took a double-take, Darrian, not Darren. TRUST ME EVEN I DO THAT. I'm bisex (or bi-curious). I love Klaine. But, I'm a Chris Colfer fan. However, Starkid has a very important place in my heart as well, and not just because they have Darren Criss. People who watched it just because Darren Criss was in it should be shot. I MEAN WHAT :D Joey Richter, Brian Holden, Joe Walker, and everyone else are just as amazing. So, please enjoy my blog! Klaine forever <3 This a Klaine, Glee, Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Starkid fanblog. Once I watch enough of Doctor Who, it'll be of that as well. Enjoy!

"Music, to me, is the sound of meaning and is the embodiment of things you can't put into words. It is the empowerment of ideas through sound. And it means the world to me because it's what I enjoy to do." -Darren Criss


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paperbackwitch:

klainebingo: mistaken identity // masterlist
a never-met au, in which Kurt doesn’t go to NYADA.

"How do you accidentally do something like that?” ~5k

Blaine can tell by the grin on Sam’s mouth that he’s not going to like what comes out of it. It’s that strained smile that screams ‘awkward’ and, coupled with the way he had jumped up from the couch to his feet when Blaine entered the apartment, his whole demeanor radiates nothing but bad things. Instantly, the excuses for why Sam doesn’t have the money for his share of the rent (again) echo in Blaine’s mind, but he shoves those thoughts away before they make him queasy.

He sits his messenger bag in the armchair next to him, closes his eyes in plea as he says, “Please, Sam, if it’s bad news keep it to yourself, I’m too tired to-“

"Oh no no no, dude, nothing’s wrong."

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scentofsummerrain:

Blaine wants to get better at rimming, therefore he comes up with the idea of having scheduled rimming sessions. 

NC-17, rimming, oral

This is a collab with the amazing Caroline, and here is the prequel, written by her. :) My part here is just the smut heh.

They agree not to do it every single day, to give the muscles in Blaine’s tongue at least some sort of rest.

So, every other day, seven p.m. sharp it is.

“Is there a time span on when we have to finish or…do you just go until you can’t do it anymore or any of us comes?” Kurt asks the first night they’re starting on their schedule, his naked body only veiled in a white and fluffy bathrobe, and hair still a bit damp from showering.

Blaine’s sucking on his bottom lip, brows knitting together.

“Mhm, that’s a good question. I mean, usually we mostly used this as foreplay, so it didn’t really matter. But yeah, maybe I could set myself the goal to finish only once I’ve made you come.”

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Just Tipsy

scentofsummerrain:

Blaine is playing a video game and really into it. Meanwhile Kurt really wants Blaine to be into him, with his tongue preferably. 

NC-17, rimming, mentions of roleplay and spanking, also there’s a really tiny dose of alcohol involved

Huge thanks to my amazing beta reader Kris, who was an enormous help ♥

On AO3

Blaine’s fingers are starting to hurt from pressing the different buttons of his game controller, a numb pain spreading on the right side of his head from staring fixedly at the television screen for the past hour. But he’s so close to conquering this seemingly impossible-to-beat level, so he persists.

“Blaine?”

Blaine is startled to hear Kurt’s voice so near him. Sucking in a deep breath, he grips the controller tighter. “Hm?” His voice is distant, his gaze not leaving the screen for one second.

He fully expects Kurt to get mad at him any second, to stomp out of the room or to rip the controller out of his grip only to smack it lightly against his head.

But Kurt just lets out a playful giggle. “Aww, come on. You’re missing out on so much, you know that, right?”

That’s when Blaine’s head makes a quick turn.

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Cougars

asdreamsmaycome:

[A Klaine!Cougar Town AU based off of a list of random prompts I saw floating around (that no longer seems to exist). I strongly encourage you to watch this to set the proper mood… I won’t even blame you if you get stuck in a trance watching it and never return for the fic.]

"So, I went to Scandals last night."

Kurt drops his head into his hands. “Oh my god, whyyyyy?”

"Oh shut up, like you wouldn’t have been right there with me if it weren’t your weekend with the kids." Blaine nudges shoulders with Kurt as he teases him and moves to pour himself a glass of water. "How are they, by the way?"

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A Tale of Two Boys XVI: Starting to Spark

missmichellebelle:

[first part] [previous part] [next part] [AO3] 11.5k

"What do I tell my family?" Kurt blurts into his phone as soon as the call’s picked up. "What do I tell my friends?

There’s silence on the other end of the line as Kurt’s nerves start to twist and fray.

"…Kurt?" Blaine finally mumbles in reply, and Kurt shifts on his feet.

"Yes," he answers impatiently.

"Kurt, it’s… It’s 5:30 in the morning."

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endofadream:

i wanna see the dirt under your skin—Kurt’s curious to know if Blaine squirts. Blaine assures him that he can—a lot.

~2,500k

The question has been on Kurt’s mind all day, and even when he tries not to think about it he still thinks about it. He’s been staring at Blaine’s lap for the better part of the last half-hour, and he’s sure that Blaine has to have noticed by now, especially since Kurt’s been on the same page in his history textbook for longer than that.

He just can’t help but wonder. They’ve had sex more than a few times by now, but it’s been routine stuff, usual stuff. Neither has tried to go out of their way to experiment, and Kurt’s almost kind of glad, because despite how comfortable he’s gotten with sex since he and Blaine had started discussing it and then having it, it’s still kind of terrifying for those first few minutes every time. But they both fumble; they’ve both had awkward moments, and it brings them closer together every time.

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endofadream:

anonymous prompted: I’d just, seriously die and love, love, LOVE you forever if you did a painfully shy bp!Blaine who cries at the thought of Kurt finding out about his bp, and when Kurt accidently finds out, Blaine avoids him for a week, so Kurt unexpectedly shows up at his house (when no one’s home but Blaine) they talk it out, fluff it up, AND KURT GOES DOWN ON HIM AND BLINE SQUIRTS, PLSPLSPLS

(with bonus Skank!Kurt and nerd!Blaine)

~4,000k

The last thing Blaine Anderson wants anybody to know is that he isn’t normal. His mom would say that he’s normal, and his doctor would say that he’s normal, but to Blaine, realizing that you’re gay and attracted to a body part that you don’t have even though you should is not normal. Crying yourself to sleep at night is not normal.

He’s sick of hearing words like “unique” and “special” when every day he feels nothing like either of those. He’s sick of having to shower long after the other boys have left PE, and he’s sick of feeling terrified every time he changes alongside his classmates in the locker room—do they know? Could they know? Do his boxers somehow still manage to show that he doesn’t have what he should between his legs?

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endofadream:

anonymous prompted: i’m honestly waiting for the day you write a fic where kurt goes down on bp!blaine while he’s on the phone seriously rachel

anonymous prompted: so i will actually pay you to write a fic where blaine (bp or no) is on the phone and kurt goes down on him and blaine has to be quiet but he doesn’t and the person on the phone is like “what the fuck”

The phone rings when they’re in between rounds, skin sticky and cooling as they wait to start round—is it three now, or four? Kurt’s honestly doesn’t know, had lost count sometime around when he’d made Blaine come for the seventh time.

“Get it,” Kurt says, nodding towards the nightstand. Blaine’s closest, and it’s his phone, anyway. Moving to answer it would just expend energy that Kurt can’t afford to lose. They’d purposely shooed everyone out of the apartment today to finally have a day to themselves and there is no way that Kurt’s stopping at only two in the afternoon.

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endofadream:

Kurt and Blaine are having sex when the condom breaks

“Kurt, oh god—”

Blaine’s moan echoes, loud and long, and Kurt huffs out a laugh as he slides out and pushes back in, breathily heavily at Blaine tight and sweetly hot around him. He sucks in a breath as Blaine clenches, tightening, and the moan he lets out is lost to another one of Blaine’s as Kurt’s cock brushes just right. “Oh my god, Blaine, you’re so loud.”

“No one’s home,” Blaine says on a grunt, his voice tight. He arches up, splays his legs wide where they’re spread on either side of Kurt’s hips. Kurt shifts up higher onto his knees, grips Blaine’s hips and sets up a smooth, even rhythm. “And that means that I can be as vocal as I want about how you­—oh fuck yes right there—feel.”

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endofadream:

anonymous prompted: Umm, hi! I just wanted to tell you that your writing is stunning and mostly just hot and you’re really pretty and ughh, can I be you? I hope so, anyway I wanted to request a bp!blaine little fic where he “joins the cheerios” in season 3 and Sue idk being mean gives him a girl cheerio uniform and his curiosity gets the better of him and he tries it on and Kurt sees him and gets really turned on well, they go at it ;) god that was long

Blaine stares dubiously at the uniform in his hands, something like anger mixed with humiliation simmering just under the surface of his skin. He knows, without a doubt, that Coach Sue had given him this particular uniform out of malice—and for her own amusement—because he’s gay and, admittedly, tiny. There’s no way she knows about…that. Blaine hopes, at least, otherwise things on the Cheerios are going to get very awkward very fast.

He lets the tight shirt fall to his bed, holds onto and unfolds the tiny red skirt. The flaps fall along his fingers, the sweat-whisking fabric supple in his hands. The alarming shortness of the hemline has him gulping nervously, and he lets go with one hand to drag his palm over his clothed thigh. There’s no way Sue expects him to wear this, right? There has to be some sort of rule or law or something against a guy showing that much skin. Or anyone, really, but that’s just Blaine’s opinion.

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endofadream:

anonymous prompted: would you write something with bp!Blaine getting fucked in the ass while Kurt fingers his pussy? because you write the best bp!Blaine and it’d be soooo hot *___*

“Kurt.” Blaine’s voice is a plaintive whine, pitched high and stretched long. The muscles of his back shift under the afternoon light, glowing glistening gold through the sweat dotting his skin as he pushes back, dipping his chest low and his ass high. His fingers grip tight onto the sheets, and not for the first time does Kurt curse the excess gel in Blaine’s hair that makes it almost impossible to grab.

Kurt fucks back in with a grunt, closing his eyes and gripping onto the soft skin of Blaine’s hips instead. He’s close, has pretty much been this way since Blaine had dropped to his knees once they’d gotten to his room and pulled down Kurt’s pants, swallowing him down with an ease Kurt still isn’t sure how Blaine possesses.

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heavenorspace:

(previous fills i | ii - note these are being posted out of chronological order and will be listed in order when they’re done)
Pushing into the warm, velvety heat of Kurt’s pussy was a level of bliss Blaine knew he would never experience anywhere else. And the high, soft sound Kurt had made when he’d been penetrated was the most beautiful thing Blaine would ever hear.  Kurt had shown up alone at Blaine’s rented apartment in town, seemingly straight from school. He had greeted Blaine with a sweet kiss as usual, and then primly clasped his hands in front of him to announce that he wanted Blaine to take his virginity. That he couldn’t imagine trusting another man so much, or feeling loved and adored as much as Blaine clearly loved and adored him. Blaine had managed to croak out a “darling…are you absolutely sure?” before launching himself at the boy. He had simply unzipped his trousers, stripped Kurt of his adorable knickerbockers, and hauled him into the desk. Perhaps not the most romantic situation but Blaine felt like a man possessed at the thought of being the first (he prayed, only) man to be inside his beautiful Kurt.
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heavenorspace:

(previous fills i | ii - note these are being posted out of chronological order and will be listed in order when they’re done)

Pushing into the warm, velvety heat of Kurt’s pussy was a level of bliss Blaine knew he would never experience anywhere else. And the high, soft sound Kurt had made when he’d been penetrated was the most beautiful thing Blaine would ever hear.

Kurt had shown up alone at Blaine’s rented apartment in town, seemingly straight from school. He had greeted Blaine with a sweet kiss as usual, and then primly clasped his hands in front of him to announce that he wanted Blaine to take his virginity. That he couldn’t imagine trusting another man so much, or feeling loved and adored as much as Blaine clearly loved and adored him. Blaine had managed to croak out a “darling…are you absolutely sure?” before launching himself at the boy. He had simply unzipped his trousers, stripped Kurt of his adorable knickerbockers, and hauled him into the desk. Perhaps not the most romantic situation but Blaine felt like a man possessed at the thought of being the first (he prayed, only) man to be inside his beautiful Kurt.

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startedoutasafeelingfanfic:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

danissohothewasonfire:

trustthedoctors:

rachelrahrah:

kickingpjbecauseheisntmine:

run-from-my-past:

askgangsterthor:

katesgotabow:

shieldagentmaller:

orithyea:

prnd:

Keeping this… forever…
Excuse me as I copy this down. :o

keeping for reference



I’ve had one of these since high school. My English teacher was adamant about never using said unless we had to.

omg…this is so…amazing… 

for the people who write and only say “he said”, “she said”, “they said”… ugh

GOD BLESS THIS

OMG can someone please show this to people in my English classes

A gift to fellow rpers 

GOD BLESS YOU

THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG 

So I like this list a lot and all, and, yes, it’s very handy and all. But I’m a big fan of ‘said’. Not time and time again, because, yeah, variety is good. I used to be a person who avoided using ‘said’. But then I read Writing Magic by Gail Carson Levine, and in it she makes a very good point. ‘Said’ is invisible. The reader glides right over said, because it’s familiar and good. So yeah, this is a good list because it gives us variety and reading the same thing over and over again is monotonous. Plus, sometimes someone is exclaiming something, or imploring, or reciting, and that needs to be known by the reader. But ‘said’ is not bad.

startedoutasafeelingfanfic:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

danissohothewasonfire:

trustthedoctors:

rachelrahrah:

kickingpjbecauseheisntmine:

run-from-my-past:

askgangsterthor:

katesgotabow:

shieldagentmaller:

orithyea:

prnd:

Keeping this… forever…

Excuse me as I copy this down. :o

keeping for reference

image

I’ve had one of these since high school. My English teacher was adamant about never using said unless we had to.

omg…this is so…amazing… 

for the people who write and only say “he said”, “she said”, “they said”… ugh

GOD BLESS THIS

OMG can someone please show this to people in my English classes

A gift to fellow rpers 

GOD BLESS YOU

THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG 

So I like this list a lot and all, and, yes, it’s very handy and all. But I’m a big fan of ‘said’. Not time and time again, because, yeah, variety is good. I used to be a person who avoided using ‘said’. But then I read Writing Magic by Gail Carson Levine, and in it she makes a very good point. ‘Said’ is invisible. The reader glides right over said, because it’s familiar and good. So yeah, this is a good list because it gives us variety and reading the same thing over and over again is monotonous. Plus, sometimes someone is exclaiming something, or imploring, or reciting, and that needs to be known by the reader. But ‘said’ is not bad.